Female Delusion Calculator
Enter your ideal partner criteria and discover the statistical probability of finding him, based on real US demographic data.
Your Ideal Partner
Set your ideal partner criteria and click Calculate to discover the statistical probability of finding him.
Probability of Finding Your Ideal Man
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Reality Scale
Probability Gauge
% of Men Who Qualify
How Your Pool Narrows
Starting from 100% of men, each criterion reduces the pool further
Criteria Breakdown
| Nhân tố | Your Criteria | % Men Qualify |
|---|---|---|
| Combined Probability | ||
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The Math Behind It
This calculator uses publicly available US demographic data (Census Bureau, Bureau of Labor Statistics, CDC) to estimate the percentage of men who meet all of your selected criteria simultaneously. Each criterion independently filters the male population, and the probabilities are multiplied together.
P(all) = P(age) × P(height) × P(income) × P(single) × P(fit) × P(race)
Key Statistics
Chiều cao
Only 14.5% of US men are 6'0" or taller. Only 3% are 6'2" or taller.
Thu nhập
Only 15% of US men earn $100K+. Only 3.5% earn $200K+. The median male income is about $45K.
Marital Status
About 49% of adult men are currently married, leaving 51% single, divorced, or widowed.
Trọng lượng cơ thể
About 42.5% of US men are obese (BMI ≥ 30). That means only 57.5% are not obese.
Reality Check Categories
| Loại | Xác suất | Nghĩa |
|---|---|---|
| ✅ Very Realistic | 20%+ | Large dating pool — great chances |
| 👍 Realistic | 10–20% | Good odds with some patience |
| 🤔 Vừa phải | 3–10% | Selective but possible |
| 😬 Picky | 0.5–3% | Less than 1 in 100 men qualify |
| 🦄 Very Picky | 0.05–0.5% | Looking for a unicorn |
| 🌈 Delusional | <0.05% | This man barely exists statistically |
Ghi chú quan trọng
- This calculator is for entertainment and educational purposes only. Real relationships involve much more than statistics.
- The calculation assumes criteria are statistically independent, which is a simplification. In reality, some factors are correlated (e.g., age and income).
- Data is approximate, based on US Census, BLS, and CDC surveys. Results will differ for other countries.